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    Member Since April 2012

    Josh Dale

    Lone Tree, Colorado 

    A mountain of a man, birthed from stock of a mad satyr and viking matron in a forgotten cave near the mouth of the great Trinity River.

    From a young age, Josh’s nickname has been “rat teat,” which stemmed from an embarrassing incident involving cattails, tuna fish casserole, and a miniature donkey named “hoddee.” Since then, this green-eyed man has roamed the countryside in search of redemption. Meeting ever physical challenge ever put before him, Josh has thrown a baseball 342 yrds, was hailed as Captain Pend O’Reille by the native Clan of the Jaxon, and mastered wielding the Mouse.

    Josh Dale now resides on a modest pension provided by the US government for services provided for traversing the entire American continent in search of Big Footed Emu (which is where he met and fell for Cat Jackson, see below). He spends his time obsessing over the next trail.

    Favorite Activities

    campinghikingmountain bikingrock climbingcross country skiing