Squak Mountain Shorter Loop is a 3.3 mile lightly trafficked loop trail located near Issaquah, Washington that features a great forest setting. The trail is rated as moderate and primarily used for hiking, walking, trail running, and horses. Dogs are also able to use this trail but must be kept on leash.
dogs on leash
This is a SOFT as$ trail for SOFT as$ people. I was left without the squad for this one and was stuck with my lame boring family. I could've killed this trek in under 30min if it weren't for them slowing me down. To make matters worse, my family didn't even let me take beers for the trail:
Me: "Mom, can I bring some Mikes' for the hike?"
Mom: "No, son. This is a family event. That's ridiculous."
Me: "Mom, I'm in college. I DRINK."
It was to no avail. The hike sucked. There were breathtaking towering ferns and many lovely native flora, however. Overall rating: NOT LIT.